is nothing sacred?

there are rules. some of them can be bent, while others can be broken. -morpheus

i've always known that just about all rules can be "bent". even gravity, a law, can be tampered with if you need it to. if you want something to fall slowly, just fill the atmosphere with ether, or go to the moon. other rules, like, say, jaywalking, are just begging to be broken.

some rules, however, are not only unbreakable, but they are untouchable. at the moment, i can think of only two rules that should never be broken.

  1. when someone shouts "front!", when the respective vehicle is in plain sight, that person has the right to sit shotgun. it is entirely up to the first person to shout "front" to decide if he wants to back down. if someone else sits shotgun, that person shall be hanged by the neck until dead. (note that "bending" the gravity rule would be quite convenient here)
  2. pinky swears. i've never really cared much for pinky swears. but if i stick my pinky out and you shake it with yours, you'd better not break whatever we agreed on. once you break a pinky swear, it's total anarchy.
so the next time you want me to stop tickling you, and we pinky swear that we both won't tickle each other for a while, if you tickle me, you'd better believe i won't stop until i'm too tired not to.

June 24, 2008 @ 11:11pm . 81 views . 6 comments

comments:

Morpheus.

Will | June 25 @ 8:09am

cute...

Saulemander | June 25 @ 9:06pm

"front".. do people really shout that? is that like one of those things that people say differently in different parts of the country? i've never heard that. just "shotgun". is it just me?

holly | June 27 @ 12:50am

hmm. i guess you're right. never occurred to me. maybe it was even just my family that shouted front. haha

THE Lowly Peon | June 27 @ 1:59am

you also yelled, "baby!" because you wanted to sit next to whoever was occupying the baby seat in the middle

klcomp | June 29 @ 11:24am

hahahah oh yeah! i remember that!

THE Lowly Peon | June 30 @ 12:54am