THE Lowly Peon's top five Houstonian Myths

posted on January 14 @ 1:23pm 1 comments . view previous

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1. Truck Size Is Proportional To Penis Size good thing i drive an 18 wheeler
2. All Vegetarians Are Gay correction: all vegetarians "don't like titty"
3. Public Transportation Is For Hippies And Homos in the city's defense, houston does have some public transportation. they call it an HOV lane
4. It Is Improper For A Lady To Not Have An Escort In Public women here are weak and are too easily influenced by number 1
5. Not Blocking The Sidewalk When Parking Is Immoral and blocking the sidewalk makes for much more exciting runs!