peterdot's top five Houstonian Myths
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THE Lowly Peon's top five Houstonian Myths
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Myth | notes | ||
1. | Truck Size Is Proportional To Penis Size | good thing i drive an 18 wheeler | |
2. | All Vegetarians Are Gay | correction: all vegetarians "don't like titty" | |
3. | Public Transportation Is For Hippies And Homos | in the city's defense, houston does have some public transportation. they call it an HOV lane | |
4. | It Is Improper For A Lady To Not Have An Escort In Public | women here are weak and are too easily influenced by number 1 | |
5. | Not Blocking The Sidewalk When Parking Is Immoral | and blocking the sidewalk makes for much more exciting runs! |