THE Lowly Peon's top five Jokes

posted on September 20 @ 6:26pm 1 comments . show all

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1. Well I Guess We Solved That Problem so a chicken and an egg are lying in bed. the chicken's smoking a cigarette and says "i guess that solves that problem
2. Can't Cross Scalars what do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a billy goat? nothing. you can't cross scalars
3. Tooth Hurty what time did the (fill in the blank with race) man go to the dentist? tooth-hurty
4. Assume The Cow Is A Sphere so a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are sitting at a bar, discussing the best way to approximate the volume of a cow. engineer says put him in a tub, see how much water he displaces. mathematician says, ah good idea. but too expensive. i'd approximate a curve, rotate about the axis, and integrate. physicist says, still too much work. this is what i'd do. assume the cow is a sphere
5. Arrrh It's Drivin Me Nuts so a pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. the bar tender says hey man what's with the steering wheel? pirate says, arrrh it's drivin me nuts

jokes are funny. not too into dead baby jokes or blonde jokes, but there are a few good ones

comments:

Will on September 22 @ 9:22am

Yeah, I do like that pirate one.