peterdot's top five Jokes
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Lizerbeam's top five Jokes
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1. | I Meant To Say 'will You Please Pass The Salt' But Instead I Said 'you !$%*&!% $#*!# You Ruined My Life!' | So, these two guys are chatting about freudian slips... | |
2. | Because Her Son Died | Why was the mother flea crying? | |
3. | He Sold His Soul To Santa | Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? | |
4. | Ping Pong | What is a skunk's favorite game? | |
5. | You Know Superman, You Can Be A Real Ass When You're Drunk. | I like this one, too. |
Benji!'s top five Jokes
updated on September 20 @ 6:29pm 0 comments . view previous
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1. | Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin! | Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second muffin, "Is it getting hot in here?" quick aside: this joke would still be number one if it stopped here... And the second muffin says... |
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2. | I'm Looking For The Man Who Shot My Paw! | A dog wearing a sling swaggers into a bar and says... | |
3. | Oh, I Thought You Said You Were A Moose... | You have to see this one... | |
4. | You Know Superman, You Can Be A Real Ass When You're Drunk. | I'll type this up later... | |
5. | A Pilot, You Racist. | What do you call a black person flying a plane? |
THE Lowly Peon's top five Jokes
posted on September 20 @ 6:26pm 1 comments . view previous
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1. | Well I Guess We Solved That Problem | so a chicken and an egg are lying in bed. the chicken's smoking a cigarette and says "i guess that solves that problem | |
2. | Can't Cross Scalars | what do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a billy goat? nothing. you can't cross scalars | |
3. | Tooth Hurty | what time did the (fill in the blank with race) man go to the dentist? tooth-hurty | |
4. | Assume The Cow Is A Sphere | so a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are sitting at a bar, discussing the best way to approximate the volume of a cow. engineer says put him in a tub, see how much water he displaces. mathematician says, ah good idea. but too expensive. i'd approximate a curve, rotate about the axis, and integrate. physicist says, still too much work. this is what i'd do. assume the cow is a sphere | |
5. | Arrrh It's Drivin Me Nuts | so a pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. the bar tender says hey man what's with the steering wheel? pirate says, arrrh it's drivin me nuts |
jokes are funny. not too into dead baby jokes or blonde jokes, but there are a few good ones
posted by THE Lowly Peon on September 20 @ 6:27pm :
warning! be sure to read the NOTES before the punchline in case you haven't heard it!