peterdot's top five Jokes
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Benji!'s top five Jokes
updated on September 20 @ 6:29pm 0 comments . show all
| The Punchline | notes | ||
| 1. | Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin! | Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second muffin, "Is it getting hot in here?" quick aside: this joke would still be number one if it stopped here... And the second muffin says... |
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| 2. | I'm Looking For The Man Who Shot My Paw! | A dog wearing a sling swaggers into a bar and says... | |
| 3. | Oh, I Thought You Said You Were A Moose... | You have to see this one... | |
| 4. | You Know Superman, You Can Be A Real Ass When You're Drunk. | I'll type this up later... | |
| 5. | A Pilot, You Racist. | What do you call a black person flying a plane? |
posted by THE Lowly Peon on September 20 @ 6:27pm :
warning! be sure to read the NOTES before the punchline in case you haven't heard it!