Lizerbeam's top five Jokes

updated on December 25 @ 4:30pm 1 comments . show all

  The Punchline   notes
1. I Meant To Say 'will You Please Pass The Salt' But Instead I Said 'you !$%*&!% $#*!# You Ruined My Life!' So, these two guys are chatting about freudian slips...
2. Because Her Son Died Why was the mother flea crying?
3. He Sold His Soul To Santa Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
4. Ping Pong What is a skunk's favorite game?
5. You Know Superman, You Can Be A Real Ass When You're Drunk. I like this one, too.

Lizerbeam's top five Jokes

posted on September 21 @ 1:50pm 1 comments . show all

  The Punchline   notes
1. I Meant To Say 'will You Please Pass The Salt' But Instead I Said 'you !$%*&!% $#*!# You Ruined My Life!' So, these two guys are chatting about freudian slips...
2. Doctor What do you call a person who graduated last at the worst medical school in the country? (This one just makes me feel better about my future)
3. He Sold His Soul To Santa Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
4. No, But I Know Exactly Where I Am Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. 'Do you know how fast you were going' asks the police officer.
5. You Know Superman, You Can Be A Real Ass When You're Drunk. I like this one, too.